Joke of the Month

A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit?”
St. Peter asks.

“Well, I can think of one thing.” the man offers.
“Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota,
I came upon a gang of high testosterone bikers who
were threatening a young woman. I directed them
to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed
biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the
ground. I told him, “Leave her alone now or you’ll
answer to me.”

St. Peter was impressed. “When did this happen?”

“Just a few minutes ago ..”

[From Fred H.]

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