Korrektiv Blogiversary

One year ago today Korrektiv was hatched into the blogosphere.

According to our site meter, we have grown to an average daily readership of between one and three billion readers (nod to yesterday’s Dilbert strip). And only half of those are incarcerated felons.

We’ll be celebrating by hosting a blog bash at eight o’clock this evening at the Moses Lake Super 8, 449 Melva Lane, I-90 & Exit 176, Moses Lake WA. All our readers are invited to this catered event. Just say, “Bunyip” when asked for your reservation name. There will be square dancing and live music by Walpurgisnacht.

This message is being post-time-stamped so as to remain at the top of the day while we have an all day blogorama-blogathon-blogiversary-blogfest.


  1. Britney and Kevin says

    Happy Blogiversary, Korrektiv! We love you!

  2. Quin Finnegan says

    Not like I do! Happy Blogiversary, Korrektiv!

  3. Stem Cell Researchers says

    We love you too! We’re working to keep you around for another few hundred years!

  4. Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway. And remember, Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday.

    Happy Blogiversary, Korrektiv!

  5. The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays.

    I pray for many more years of Korrektiv!

  6. G. K. Chesterton says

    I believe what really happens in history is this: the old man is always wrong; and the young people are always wrong about what is wrong with him. The practical form it takes is this: that, while the old man may stand by some stupid custom, the young man always attacks it with some theory that turns out to be equally stupid.

    I also believe that Korrektiv may save us yet! Thank you, Korrektiv!

  7. The answer is never the answer. What’s really interesting is the mystery. If you seek the mystery instead of the answer, you’ll always be seeking. I’ve never seen anybody really find the answer — they think they have, so they stop thinking. But the job is to seek mystery, evoke mystery, plant a garden in which strange plants grow and mysteries bloom. The need for mystery is greater than the need for an answer.

    And our need for Korrektiv is great as well. Keep up the great work!

  8. It’s got soul!

  9. It’s got soul!

  10. The truth was obscure, too profound and too pure, to live it you have to explode.

  11. Potter and Webb are blogtastic, I’ll be at the Super-8 tonight and I’ll bring some friends. Happy anniversary Korrektiv!

    P.S. Can I have a hat?

  12. 2 Chinese guys says

    We want it the Korrektiv way! Happy Blogiversary!

  13. Thanks everyone. Sorry folks, we’re out of hats and t-shirts. Waiting for a new shipment from our Copenhagen office. We do have a few rolls of Korrektiv double-ply toilet paper left, however. We hear there are a few items going for outrageously large sums on Ebay.

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