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Doc Webb on Your Health

October 25, 2005 by at 6:49 am

Leave your health-related questions for Doc Webb in the comments area and ol’ Doc will get back to you just as soon as he can.

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  1. John Henry says
    October 25, 2005 at 6:56 am

    What’s up Doc?

    I’ve been a muleman for thirty years and I think I’m ready for a career change. But I don’t know where to begin. Got any suggestions?

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  2. Anonymous says
    October 25, 2005 at 5:13 pm

    Mr. Doc:

    I just turned 66 and I think I’m finally ready to have a midlife crisis. How does one go about that these days?

    Yours truly,
    El Fandango

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  3. Doc Webb says
    October 31, 2005 at 3:25 pm

    Dear John,

    Apaches love mule meat, even more than horse meat and much more than beef. It’s interesting that they would rather starve than eat a pig.

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  4. Doc Webb says
    October 31, 2005 at 3:33 pm

    Dear El,

    I suggest that you go to Thailand and sleep with a woman who turns out to be a man. Then, when you return home thoroughly ashamed, you can repent and abandon this whole mid-life nonsense and love your wife as she deserves you worthless sack of shit.

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