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Dear Komrades,

My name is David Senovich. In August 1989, the kommunist government was overthrown, my Lada was reposessed and the KGB were hounding me like you wouldn’t believe. I was kicked out of my post as a korrupt kommunist official and my bribes and kickbacks had run out. The only eskape I had from the being sent to the Gulag was my TRS-80 komputer and my modem. I longed to turn my advokation into my vokation. This January 1990 my family and I went on a ten day kruise to Siberia. I traded a K-Kar for potatoes in February 1990.

I am kurrently building a home by the Chernobyl nuklear plant with a private heavy water pool, boat slip, and a beautiful view of the fuming smokestacks from my breakfast room table and patio. I will never have to take kickbacks again. Today I am rich! I have earned over 400,000.00 roubles ($1.12 U.S.) to date and will bekome a bourgeoisie millionaire within 4 or 5 months. Any komrade kan do the same. This rouble making program works perfektly every time, 100% of the time. I have NEVER failed to earn 50,000.00 roubles or more whenever I wanted. Best of all you never have to leave your place, just like the Gulag.

In Oktober 1989, I reseived a letter in the mail telling me how I kould earn 50,000.00 roubles or more whenever I wanted. I was naturally thought this was a kapitalist plot and threw the letter on the desk next to my komputer. It’s funny though, when you are desperate, the kapitalists have backed you into a korner, your mind does krazy things. I spent a frustrating day looking through the Pravda want-ads for a job that required no work. The pickings were sparse at best. That night I tried to unwind by booting up my komputer and breaking into several top sekret amerikan komputer networks. I read several of the top sekret message posts and then glanced at the letter next to the komputer. All at once it kame to me, I now had the key to my dreams. I realized with the revolutionary power of the komputer I kould expand and enhance this rouble making formula into the most unbelievable kash flow generator that has ever been kreated. I substituted the komputer networks in place of the post office and elektronikally did by komputer what others were doing 100% by mail. Now only a few letters are mailed manually. Most of the hard work is speedily downloaded to other bulletin boards throughout the world. If you believe that someday you deserve that lucky break that you have waited for all your life, simply follow the easy instruktions below. Your dreams will kome true.

Sincerely yours,
Komrade Dave


Follow these instruktions EXAKTLY, and in 20 to 60 days you will have reseived well over 50,000.00 roubles in kash, all yours. This program has remained succesful bekause of the NAIVETY and STUPIDITY of the participants. Please kontinue its success by karefully ADHERING TO THE INSTRUKTIONS.


  1. Anonymous says:

    This kash kow was originally forwarded by jopomojo.

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