Soren Kierkegaard
tried very hard
to take the leap
but fell in a heap.

— W.H. Auden


  1. Jonathan Potter says

    S. Kierkegaard
    was very sore
    from falling flat
    on God’s door mat.

  2. Jonathan Webb says

    Soren Kierkegaard
    looked very tarred
    and feathered
    in the heatherd

  3. A pathetic attempt!

  4. Soren K.
    had his day
    in court
    old sport.

  5. Johannes de Silentio says

    Soren Kierkegaard’s
    Fat flatmate’s snores
    Caused him to wake
    And sputter and shake.

  6. Rufus McCain says

    was a boozer
    who read too much
    books and such

  7. Henri Young says

    was too smart
    for his own good.
    He leaped when he should
    have stood.

  8. Alison Vonderland says

    was stirrin’
    up somethin’
    for Regina
    when between a
    rock and a hard place
    Kierkegaard’s face
    saw God’s grace
    and he was blinded
    I’m reminded
    of Paul on the road
    carrying a load
    of sin to Damascus
    so don’t ask us
    if we’re serious
    cause we’re delirious
    Mr. Erious.

  9. Troy Densmore says

    Hello, I am interested in hearing from others

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